[Cooked]Samuraion Show: Valentines day

This article was written by SamuraiSkyshot on 2012-02-08 under Member Pages.

Hello psiion. wizards mages and occultists.  its  getting near that time  of the year . Yess you heard me right i'm talking about  Valentines day, and you know what valentines day means?

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttcccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhesssssssssssssssssssss( Whose gonna ride your broom stick)

Anyways now that thats out of my system. On to the convo what are  you going to  do for you b-witch for  Valentines day. Im personnally going to take my girl out, give her some flowers morning glory is her fvorite). However  even im going through some girl problems.....  Seems iv e pissed her off a bit, but im going to get to the botto0m of that  before its to late.

PSi Flirting

Its wasy, psi flirtin comes in many forms one is to manipulate ambient energy, to create happyness or infatuation, wich will make being  near you more appealing, to everyone. Or you could try love spells, however loves spells have a few bad side efects wich is why i suggest you do not  use love spells.

Love spells side effects

Stalkers- alot if not most love spells will fuck you over like this, creating stalkers that uhh stalk the shit out of you.

Hate- a love spell gone wrong can make a bi-witch hate you.

Un wanted attention- You can possible make everyone around you (even people of the same sex) horn- attracted to  you.

Now that thats in mind here is what you can do, you can

Tele-message- use telepathy to talk with women you like, works well on mundanes, alot of tha time they will end up thinking of you  more.

Dream walk- walk unto your desired mates dreams and "play" with her.

Astral proj-Dating- Pulling the women you like mind out of her and leading her unto lush luxurious beutifuoll locales, via astral projection is a good way to take a bit-witch, out on a date, (plus its free, and if you screw up a mundane will think its just a dream)

Those are my ways, another is to summon cupid the tulpa, and ask him for help.

He may not look like much but he is a ladies man.

another thing to do is to let all of your  baggage (ex's) go on valentines day get rid of all the negative energy associated with bad relatsionships, to let  good ones in.

Thats about it, follow these steps and you may to get all the bitc-witches,.

_samuraion skyshot

p.s to all women here sorry if i ioffended you, i  dont mean it, however, get over it.





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Top Comment:

By: horsyqueen - 2012-02-08 14:00:14 + 6 
wow thats really really wierd.

19 Comments:


By: legend4ever2 - 2012-02-13 19:55:03      
This is very awakward
By: ohya5 - 2012-02-08 21:10:36      
love is in the air
By: Crystar500 - 2012-02-08 17:52:12      
He looks like the old Oxy Clean guy overweight........
By: icypheonix - 2012-02-08 16:57:01      
cupids new theme song : I'm Chunky and I Know It.

look it up on youtube
By: icypheonix - 2012-02-08 16:47:53      
how does one travel into anothers dream?
By: RavenArrow - 2012-02-08 15:43:17      
ROFLMFAO
By: SamuraiSkyshot - 2012-02-08 15:11:57      
It eas made for a laugh
By: shade000 - 2012-02-08 14:55:48  + 2    
Lol.
By: SamuraiSkyshot - 2012-02-08 14:48:30      
Alright, elaborate how so is this weird?
By: SamuraiSkyshot - 2012-02-08 14:47:06  + 1    
Its just anything that has anything to do with "getting women" ends up being offensive to women.
By: wingking7000 - 2012-02-08 14:44:37      
This...is...weird...
By: SamuraiSkyshot - 2012-02-08 14:44:22      
It really shudnt, all i said was witch, i got the whole joke from a @spokenreasons video, but if its that much of a problem, even though all i really did was give infomation on alternatives to love spells. And whatnot. the whole thing was more of an esqurei
By: jasonjk1 - 2012-02-08 14:39:09      
Hmm... Maybe not deleted but you do know it will offend people you said it yourself. And when you offend mods.... Problem
By: SamuraiSkyshot - 2012-02-08 14:35:51      
That is true
By: Tigerhallam - 2012-02-08 14:27:23      
Weird...
I notice you didn't actually give info on love spells, you just mentioned the downsides.
By: SamuraiSkyshot - 2012-02-08 14:19:53  + 1    
Deleted, i doubt it i followed the rules i only cursed once and its about psionics
By: jasonjk1 - 2012-02-08 14:07:17  + 2    
Watch how fast this gets deleted.
Most likely by UMADBRO.
By: Hakirocks - 2012-02-08 14:05:48     - 1 
That guys made me puke
By: horsyqueen - 2012-02-08 14:00:14  + 6    
wow thats really really wierd.



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